Take The Offer, Please!!!

This is probably the most exciting news I have received in weeks!
Apparently Live Nation, Madonna’s current recording label, is
interested in expanding into Asia and has offered the ultimate Asian
Diva Faye Wong
a recording contract worth HKD100 Million (USD$13 Million). Ever since
Faye released her last album “To Love” in 2001, she has retired into
her domesticated life in Beijing. Her daily routine probably consists
of screaming at her maid, singing karaoke and playing mahjong with her
gal pals. “Fayenatics” around the world like me have been hoping that
she would get tired of this lifestyle one day (but seriously, who
would?) and come out to bedazzle us with another album. There is not a
single female recording artist from Hong Kong, Taiwan or Mainland China
that has proven worthy to replace Faye since her unofficial retirement
seven years ago. 

Faye’s manager, Katie Chan, told several papers that Faye would
consider the offer more seriously if she didn’t have to do promotional
work for her albums. Listen up people at Live Nation! Faye doesn’t need
to promote her albums thanks to fans like me. I used to buy 10 copies
of Faye’s CD whenever she released a new album and distributed them
among my friends. I even gave a copy of her last album “To Love” to my
cleaner and it ended up in her living room as a coaster. So with crazy
fans like me, Faye would hit double platinum sales without doing any
promotional work. So please take the offer, Faye. Please, please,
pretty please?