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Tila Tequila, no doubt the embarrassment of all Vietnamese Americans and the biggest Asian freak show this side of the planet after Bai Ling, has told Extra
that, I quote, “ I was thinking about, like, retiring and, like, maybe
adopting a few kids of my own and, like, moving somewhere really far
away from Hollywood”. Bitch thinks she is Angelina Jolie. 

By the way, what is she retiring from? I understand whoring yourself
on cable TV and sleeping with anyone who can walk and breathe are
exhausting, but there is no need for an early retirement talk. Tila has
her sight set on Christina Ricci, saying that she was especially hot in ”Black Snake Moon”
and that the two of them would look really good together. I can hear
the sound of Christina packing her bags at her West Village apartment
right now—trying to catch the first flight out of the country tomorrow.

Tila also said, “Next up, I’m doing a lot more charity stuff because
I think that once you hit a certain goal, you should give back—I
definitely want to let people know more of a sweet side and my
compassionate side.” Is Tila offering free sex to anyone? Wait, she is
already doing that!


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I don’t take her comments seriously. She still hasn’t ventured into other stuff in the entertainment industry so her having kids, she had to be kidding.


I wouldn’t be surprised if MTV found a way around the adoption requirements.


If she adopts a kid, I will start an official protest. Besides don’t adoption agency look at the background of prospective parents?


psh like she would actually get an orphan


well theres china now haha


there’s always a black market


Hoc - 06/04/08 2:26 am

Perhaps MTV will do a show where 20 orphans compete in a series of humiliating events to try and win Tila’s motherhood.

hahahaha. Oh god, I think children have protective rights, don’t they??


oh god!  i think i just got herpes just from looking at her (that) picture…

..oh wait..

yup..

- got herpes


There is some new MTV show with her in it. I forgot the name, but I read it in some magazine when I was at the doctor office yesterday ^^


There’s a reason why she’s the #1 most popular girl on Myspace...anyone know what that reason is?


I think she’s an improvement over Bai Ling by like an exponential value.


I met her once at a car show a few years ago. She seems nice ^_^


she started in playboy


I forgot, did she start out as a rice queen or a playboy model?


didn’t she use to do porn?


i know right? one time on her dating show she ate a cockroach so that her contestants would swim naked in her pool


yeah its no wonder so many girls are treated like crap or sex fiends


ROFL!!! Tila is such a role model for young Asian women everywhere.


hrm ive never heard of her charity work. she’s not that old. why would she retire?


Perhaps MTV will do a show where 20 orphans compete in a series of humiliating events to try and win Tila’s motherhood.


lol seriously. i cant believe we share the same last name :(


LAWL! she’s hot but no where near as hot as angelina



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