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After the embarrassing rejection on her show a couple of months back, Tila Tequila appears to have bounced back from it and found herself a girl, a rich girl in fact. Her name is Courtenay Semel, daughter of Yahoo! mogul Terry Semel. Apparently these two have been dating for about six months now. Right, six weeks is more like it. I give this relationship 60 more days, long enough for Tila’s crabs to go away. Bitch cannot sleep with others that freely when she’s running a Joe’s Crab Shack down there. Courtenay has an insatiable appetite for crabs so I’m sure she does not mind that at all.

By the way, Tila’s new ho was cited in Las Vegas two days ago for misdemeanor battery after allegedly hitting a nightclub security guard on the back of the head. Poor guy probably asked Courtenay if he could have a taste of her girlfriend’s crabs. You can’t blame a man for having such an exquisite taste for seafood. Before Courtenay started dating Tila, it was rumored that she was bumping clams with Lindsay Lohan, who is now doing that with SamRo instead. God, too much lezzie drama for one night!


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minty - 08/25/08 10:48 pm

I can’t think of any Asian guy I would want to see a show about right now…

Dude there are so many that could work a reality show.

Se7en
Arron Yoo from disturbia
Byron Lawson that hottie from Jerimiah and Snakes on a Plane

There are tons of asian guys who would be so worthy of a show and do it much classier than Tila!


Who’s Chris?


I can’t think of any Asian guy I would want to see a show about right now…


WHEN are we gonna see a nice ASIAN bachelor guy get his own show! I vote for chris do that hairstylist from Houston!


Haha Myspace is overrated. Everyone I know now uses Facebook.


When MySpace does.


When is this hag going to die.


Tila is so old news now.


Jekki - 08/22/08 10:56 am

Somewhere out there, God, is looking out for Tila. Then again, it could be the devil just playing games with her.

The way Tila is and how many people she’s been with she may be a Succubus or something else demonic. In which case, perhaps the Devil doesn’t need to play games with her.


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Somewhere out there, God, is looking out for Tila. Then again, it could be the devil just playing games with her.


Two seasons to find a mate. Both seasons ended in rejection. How does she suddenly find someone without her stupid show?

Andrew I think you have an unhealthy addiction to crabs. Perhaps you can check if she also has every type of herpes in existence too?



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