After the embarrassing rejection on her show a couple of months back, Tila Tequila appears to have bounced back from it and found herself a girl, a rich girl in fact. Her name is Courtenay Semel, daughter of Yahoo! mogul Terry Semel. Apparently these two have been dating for about six months now. Right, six weeks is more like it. I give this relationship 60 more days, long enough for Tila’s crabs to go away. Bitch cannot sleep with others that freely when she’s running a Joe’s Crab Shack down there. Courtenay has an insatiable appetite for crabs so I’m sure she does not mind that at all.

By the way, Tila’s new ho was cited in Las Vegas two days ago for misdemeanor battery after allegedly hitting a nightclub security guard on the back of the head. Poor guy probably asked Courtenay if he could have a taste of her girlfriend’s crabs. You can’t blame a man for having such an exquisite taste for seafood. Before Courtenay started dating Tila, it was rumored that she was bumping clams with Lindsay Lohan, who is now doing that with SamRo instead. God, too much lezzie drama for one night!