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Is this for real? Here comes North Korea with their solution to world hunger, and if this takes off, Hollywood’s newest diet fad fo’ shure! These super speshul magic noodles are made of corn and soybeans, and apparantly contain twice the protein and five times the fat of ordinary wheat noodles, helping you feel fuller for longer.

Maybe, they should just open up a MacDonald’s there. Last time I very scientifically checked, it had a hundred times the fat of everything else. It’s like eating whale blubber only yummier! Drool drool.

According to the BBC News, creation of magic noodles stemmed from:

“An estimated one million people starved to death in North Korea in the late 1990s after natural disasters and government mismanagement devastated the country’s economy. In July, the World Food Programme warned that six million people were in urgent need of food aid, following severe flooding last year. Most households had cut their food intake and more people are scavenging for wild foods.”

Ontoppadat, North Korean is heavily dependent on foreign food aid, while still stubborn and reluctant to allow adequate access to their country for aid to be delivered.

However, now North Korean scientists have come up with a solution to that problem, thanks to Dear Leader of course. With this so-called “technological breakthrough”, surely they can also make millions marketing it to the dieters of the world. Foreign food aid? We scoff at foreign food aid. We have foreign food aid for breakfast… well, we wish we did. Why is he so mean to his own people? :( He needs a heart, like the tinman. And a new hairdresser, like the scarecrow. And a house to fall on him…



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They probably taste like crap.


mmm noodles…


It’s probably poisonous. haha


I love noodles.
<3


Wah...Anti Hunger noodles? lolll! So this is why his people are starving?


He recently got sick.


Yeah but he’s better now.


Unfortunately.


OMG, Juls. My heart goes out to the NK people. It’s terrible what their Dear Leader has done to them. It really bothers me to think of anyone going hungry.


It’s probably lies and he’s just pretending to be better.


SureWin - 09/17/08 3:02 am

It’s probably lies and he’s just pretending to be better.

Lies? Why would North Korea lie to us? Everything is fine over there!


Is it me or does that not look good?


Is there a link to this story?


There sure is! (I don’t make these things up you know Andrew! Hoho ^^) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7578231.stm


I hear ya Elena! Especially since all of this is so unnecessary :(


Um.  I’ll stick with Shin Ramen, X_X;;


I LOVE Shin Ramen! Omg I just realized I called Alvin Andrew! Me so sorry :(


Try googling it. Unless Juls gets back asap.


Seriously I don’t know if this makes sense but…
If people don’t have enough food to eat that they eat tree barks…
where do they get the corn and soy to make the noodles?


SimonMBC - 09/17/08 1:06 pm

Seriously I don’t know if this makes sense but…
If people don’t have enough food to eat that they eat tree barks…
where do they get the corn and soy to make the noodles?

Some highly secret bio-engineering factory that clones these food they get from other countries?  XD

Honestly, I don’t know.  That’s a good question, though.


lol? They have food in North Korea, or at least Kim Jong Il does.


So you mean that noodle is for Kim Jong Il?
Some how I highly doubt that


Even communists need to eat…


And men with bad taste in fashion. ^^


lol communist men with bad taste in fashion named Kim. raspberry


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