If I were a Bollywood movie right now, I would be promoting myself like it was going out of style…in the U.S. In the wake of *Slumdog Millionaire’s success, Chandni Chowk to China is trying to do just that, while introducing a new genre of film to the whole world: Bollywood Kung-fu. Can this be good? Who knows. All I can tell you is that it stars Bollywood’s biggest action star, Akshay Kumar and Gordon Liu. The story is about a lowly restaurant veggie cutter (Kumar) who is somehow mistaken as the reincarnation of a Chinese war hero. If you’re confused, don’t worry—I was lost at ‘Bollywood Kungfu.’ Judging from the trailer, it has all the Bollywood film accouterments: singing, dancing, romance, comedy, probably a scene where the leads almost kiss and kung-fu moves. Behold:

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*Slumdog Millionaire is not a Bollywood movie, just so you know.