When you are a mega Asian pop star like Jay Chou, fame tends to go to your head and you think can do anything and fans will eat that shit up. Hot shot here wants to create an original Chinese superhero since he thinks Chinese people lack a superhero who can rival Spiderman or Superman. Of all the animals he can use in China to create this Superhero, Jay has decided to go with the national emblem of China: Pandas.  Yes, he will in fact create two, not one, PANDAMEN in his upcoming small screen directorial debut.

At a press conference held in Beijing earlier this week to unveil this brilliant idea of his, Jay told reporters, ”We have seen such Western superheroes as Spiderman and Batman, but Chinese people need their own heroes, and that will be the pandamen.” The TV movie depicts two future superheroes, in the year 2030, who fight to protect the city they live in. I bet the villain is the bad air pollution that engulfs the Chinese city, or that one bad ingredient in food that causes half a million of Chinese consumers to die.

A picture of Super Pandamen was also unveiled at the press conference. The two humanoid pandas wear tight leather suits and red scarves. Since when do we find such skinny pandas? Are they saving the world or going to the nearest gay leather bar?

You know, somewhere the dragon and the phoenix are plotting to take back the superhero spot from the panda. The two must be pissed that the dumbass singer passed them up for a fat ass to become the original Chinese superhero. Don’t get me wrong. I love Pandas. I just hate Jay’s idea. Bitch should try to stick to his day job and leave character animation creation to the pros!