The season finale of America’s Best Dance Crew is upon us! Who is it going to be, Beat Freaks or Quest Crew? This season, I’m freaking the vote and it’s not just because I have a vagina. I sincerely believe in the Beat Freaks. While it’s beyond me why anyone would need more than one reason why they should freak the vote, I’ve come up with a list of reasons why you should vote for Beat Freaks:
10. Apparently, President Obama watches ABDC with Malia and Sasha. If I were president, I’d want my daughters to root for a group of talented, strong women. (Week 2)
9. Think of Keely’s toddler Kalia. After being separated from your child for awhile, how would you like it if you told your daughter that your crew lost? Especially if your daughter is an aspiring dancer? Imagine the shame you would feel growing up if you were little Kalia.
8. Now that I’ve appealed to your emotions, isn’t it about time for the ladies to rise above the ashes and stake their claim in the dance world by becoming winners of America’s Best Dance Crew?
7. Shorty’s half-hour head spin. Have you ever seen someone head spin that long AND put shades on? Only to finish off relatively cool and collected enough to flash a smile and a peace sign? If that isn’t badass, I don’t know what is!
6. Two words: illusion challenge. Shane called it, “the best performance he’s ever seen in all of the seasons of America’s Best Dance Crew.” (Week 5)
5. We need more inspiring women for today’s youth. Miley Cyrus? No thanks.
4. Overt sexuality to sell talent is out, actually possessing talent is in.
3. The ladies have killer style! Beyonce’s “Diva” music video aside, I’d never thought I’d live to see the day that hip hop dancers would incorporate architecture into their clothing AND dance well! (Week 6)
2. Shane isn’t liberal with phrases like, “You ladies are America’s Best Dance Crew.” This is almost unheard of. Obviously, saying this to the Beat Freaks means something.
1. It’s probably already been decided by the MTV Gods. If you can’t beat ‘em, join them!
File into the virtual polls to vote for Beat Freaks, and tune into MTV on Thursday, March 5 at 10 p.m. ET/PT to see who wins the ABDC Finale!

February 28, 2009 08:30 PM | by