Deep from the recesses of our most perverse imaginations comes the beverage we’ve all been waiting for - Tentacle Grape! In a brilliant marketing move that bottles seemingly pedestrian grape soda into an irresistibly appealing package, Mnemosyne has this to say about their new product:

Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care… and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you’ll feel refreshed and full.

From the borderline genius naming to the description rife with innuendo, from the no-excuses attitude of it all to the little sliver of white noticeable on the precariously-situationed mascot girl, I’d say they’ve got themselves a nice new fad - the rest of the internet seems to agree, as it’s received coverage on the likes of Kotaku and Fark, and are now so overwhelmed with orders they’ve had to stop taking new ones.

Hey, doesn’t the girl in the logo look like Lan?

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