… that The King of Asian Cinema Chow Yun Fat may play him in a new Chinese biopic later this year. The famous Chinese philosopher also foresees Mr Chow going to bed with an itchy butt and waking up with a smelly finger.

The film is backed by the Chinese government, and will be directed by a Mainland Chinese director Hu Mei. It will be shot in Hebei Province.

On a separate note, famous Hong Kong director John Woo will direct a Chinese tragic romance titled “Tang Ping Lun” later this year. The movie is about an actual event of a cruise liner sinking en route from Mainland China to Taiwan in 1949. Does this plot sound familiar to you? No, this won’t be a reunion for Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. It will star Taiwanese actor Chang Chen and Korean actress Song Hye-kyo instead. Kate already has her Oscar and does not need to do this kind of melodramatic shit anymore.

Chinese movie fans will have two more movies to look forward to in 2010, assuming they will be released then.