Ladies, if your husband wants to divorce you, you hire some good ass lawyer and make sure that the bastard will have nothing left but his skid mark underwear when you guys are through with the divorce. You don’t do what Helen Sun did to her husband. Apparently bitch was so upset with her husband for wanting to divorce her that she handcuffed him to her and started biting his arm. She could have bitten his peen, but wanted to save his family’s jewel in case they patched things up. So she went for his arms instead.
The husband called 911 and screamed like a girl. I just love when that dumbass 911 operator asked if he could hide in another room. Look, he’s handcuffed to her. Duh! Anyway, cops had to break down the front door to save him. Crazy ass Helen was charged with assault, reckless endangerment and unlawful restraint.
Check out the audio file courtesy of NY Post.

March 26, 2009 02:58 PM | by