Gosh, these gay celebs can never make up their minds. Just marry that beard and get it over already! Last week, there were reports that Hong Kong king of pop, Andy Lau was going to marry his longtime girlfriend, former Malaysian beauty queen, Carol Chu in April. These two started dating over twenty years ago (yes, even before some of you bitches were born). This week, a Malaysian newspaper reported that the wedding has been called off. Apparently Andy was going to marry his longtime girlfriend because she was pregnant. When he found out she was not, he called it off. Poor Carol. Bitch had to pull a fake pregnancy to make this queen marry her. If you are with someone for 24 years and he has not once proposed to you, then chances are, he will never propose to you.
Why do I keep calling Andy Lau gay? Well, he is (I have my sources). To be frank, I don’t really care about his sexuality anymore, even if I see him with a dick in his mouth. I just want him to marry that poor fruit fly who has been following him for the last quarter century. Perhaps Carol should take a page from that crazy bitch Helen Sun’s book. Bitch handcuffed her husband and bit his arm (read the blog entry here). Carol should do the same and aim for Andy’s peen. He should not be able to have fun with it if she can’t.
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