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Gosh, these gay celebs can never make up their minds. Just marry that beard and get it over already! Last week, there were reports that Hong Kong king of pop, Andy Lau was going to marry his longtime girlfriend, former Malaysian beauty queen, Carol Chu in April. These two started dating over twenty years ago (yes, even before some of you bitches were born). This week, a Malaysian newspaper reported that the wedding has been called off. Apparently Andy was going to marry his longtime girlfriend because she was pregnant. When he found out she was not, he called it off. Poor Carol. Bitch had to pull a fake pregnancy to make this queen marry her.  If you are with someone for 24 years and he has not once proposed to you, then chances are, he will never propose to you.

Why do I keep calling Andy Lau gay? Well, he is (I have my sources). To be frank, I don’t really care about his sexuality anymore, even if I see him with a dick in his mouth.  I just want him to marry that poor fruit fly who has been following him for the last quarter century. Perhaps Carol should take a page from that crazy bitch Helen Sun’s book. Bitch handcuffed her husband and bit his arm (read the blog entry here). Carol should do the same and aim for Andy’s peen. He should not be able to have fun with it if she can’t.


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over 20 yrs and they still haven’t married yet?
yeah i guess andy is gay
really messed up for the woman


That’s like waiting my whole life again [literally at this point] just to get married haha


I KNOW! haha I don’t have patience for that.


damn 20 years?? wow. lol


omg couples r crazie!


Yeah there’s a lot of celebrities that are married that are still around…


Jackie Chan didn’t.


Most of them disappear after they get married.


Not celebrities.


You would think they would have gotten married already. Asian culture puts so much emphasis on marriage.


Why do people care so much? it’s not like people are ever going to date these celebrities. haha


Omg...whatever. All I can say to Andy is close call! hahaha


Because they know marriage is evil.


A lot of people stay together for so long in China without getting married. It’s kind of weird...:X


I can’t believe she did that.


Why didn’t he marry her before?


Wow she lied?…


....Ow. = haha It’s cool. No but people put a lot of pressure into getting married but what for?


You’re probably saying that because you’re a loner. ;P jK JK!


:O Why?!


Marriage is overrated anyways.


Girls are so desperate sometimes. It’s weird.


True. The biting this doesn’t really happen as often as girls lying to get married.


Biting isn’t that bad. I mean he eventually got free but what if Andy never found out it was a lie?


No the first is bad because she tricked you into marry her.


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