You can’t blame these two meemaws for being so happy. They are in a penis freaking heaven! Apparently the locals in Kawasaki, Japan love penis so much that they throw a festival every year to honor the male gential. Known as Kanamara Matsuri (translated as “The Festival of The Steel Phallus”), the festival is centered around a local penis-venerating shrine. Today the festival is held to raise money for HIV research.

Like every festival that has a legend, this festival is of no exception and has one that goes something like this…

Many years ago, a young girl was possessed by some demon and was given a deadly cooch. She married the first guy and castrated that poor bastard on their wedding night. She then married another dude that soon went peen-less before they got to consummate their marriage. Finally, a blacksmith created an iron phallus and used it to break the demon’s teeth, which led to the enshrinement of the item. Guys, meet the very first strap on dildo ever created!

Here are some pictures from the festival. I will definitely be dreaming of penises tonight (which frankly is not different than any other nights)