Geez… just tell the world you like to suck peen already! Hong Kong singer/actor Andy Lau told the reporters in Hong Kong that he is not marrying his long time girlfriend Malaysian beauty queen Carol Chu at the end of the month. Ass told the reporters that there was no such thing since “there was not enough love” for him to get married now. He also urged the reporters to check with those who spread the rumors about his impending marriage because there was none.

Listen heartless bitch! Your beard has served you loyally for the last 30 years. How can you say something like that to hurt her? Beards are people too! They are also the backbone of the gay community.  Who went to the prom with you when you were fretting to get a date? Who went home to have dinner with your family so that your mom can get off your back and stop asking you about your dating life? Who listened to all your talks about how hot he or he or he or he is? The gay community owes beards a lot of respect if you ask me.

I think beards around the world should unite and seek revenge for Carol. They should tie that pretentious ass up and stuff his face in their chichis and see him scream like a girl. It’s about time someone learns to be more respectful of his beard and appreciate all she has done for him!