2PM’s “Again & Again” MV evoked only one emotion from me when it debuted last week: Regret. Regret from exhibiting the restraint to throw my panties at 2pm when I saw them perform live during the JYP tour last month. Regret from making the decision to not risk the possibility of a UTI by using their “Only You” acoustic performance as an opportunity to take a leak. Regret from not taking advantage of Nichkun’s stint at stateside living because at one point he did live less than an hour away from me. (Stalking: It’s just easier when the stalkee lives close, yanno?)

Before I filled my wine glass with wine I had intended to drown my own sorrows and feeling of regret in, I had myself an epiphany. My frail liver need not suffer when it’s totally possible that some glorious creature might’ve taken the liberty of creating a hilarious parody of 2PM’s “Again & Again” MV. Lo and behold, my lovely liver spared:

True, it’s just subtitles that were toyed with, but the overall message is so powerful: Friends, don’t let friends lend their automobile assistance. It really hits home like the classic Indian intro of The Cosby Show:

Lastly, is it just me or does this song make you feel like you should’ve heard this song in the late 80s/early 90s blasting from an Alpine stereo in someone’s MR2? Please note that this isn’t a rhetorical question and that I expect an answer to make sure that I’m not Ningin’s resident old fart.