How I wish the title is true but alas, it’s not. Korean pop icon Rain will continue to torment us with his singing and acting for years to come.  He will also torture us with his appearance in an upcoming Pizza Hut commercial in Korea. The pizza behemoth has tapped the Korean entertainer to sell its ‘Smart Lunch’ offering. The humorous ad shows Rain enjoying a ‘Smart Lunch’ in the restaurant when a crowd of young women rushes in. He prepares to be mobbed by what he assumes are his crazy ass fans, only to discover that the women are more interested in the lunch deal than him.

The women in the ad sound like me. Tangle a slice of pizza infront of me and I would make a beeline for it. I love pizzas, but only the thin crust ones.

Speaking of eating pizza, Pizza Hut should consider finding someone who’s more convincing to tout their products. After all, that skinny ass Rain does not look like he eats pizza every day. If he does, I want his dieting secret. In exchange, I will not blog crap about him, ever.