You know you are getting old when you don’t know the artists that giant soft drink brand Pepsi sign to endorse their products. I used to follow these Pepsi celebrity endorsers like crazy. Remember Faye Wong, Aaron Kwok, Jay Chou, Jolin Tsai and Louis Koo? They were once enslaved by Pepsi to tout its flagship soda brand like their lives depend on it. The company had also used  boy bands like F4 to do the same thing in the past. Wonder how these sissy pants managed to lift up a can of Pepsi when they shot the commercials and not break their nicely manicured nails. They looked oh so fragile!

Anyway, Pepsi has just signed another boy band. This time it’s the Korean boy band Super Junior-M (who?). The deal was officially announced at a press conference held in Hong Kong earlier this week. Frankly I am not sure how popular they are in Asia but I am sure of this - these poor bitches will be drinking a lot of Pepsi from now on. They better not be caught holding the RED can in public. That’s the downside of product endorsement. But hey, money is money. If Hanes pays me to endorse their panty hose, you would see me sashaying down the street in that stuff everyday. Can’t blame a guy for wanting to fulfill his duty.