Dumb bitches like Miss California and Miss South Carolina should move aside and make way for the dumbest beauty contestant in town. Meet Giosue Cozzarelli - a contestant in the 2009 Miss Panama pageant.  When asked about what the Confucius‘ quote “learning without thought is labor lost” mean, bitch gave the following answer:

“Good evening Panama. Confucius was one of whom invented confusion and that’s why… ehhh… one of the most ancient. He was one of the Chinese Japanese who were one of the most ancient. Thank you”

If I were her, I would have just started stripping immediately to take the judges’ minds off that wtf answer. Even though she is one fry short of a happy meal, bitch has the looks. She kinda looks like Penelope Cruz but only a hundred times dumber. If you ask me, she should have nabbed the title for her ability to make us laugh our asses off.

Check out the clip here.