As if he hasn’t tortured us enough with pictures of his peen already, Edison Chen, the main dude in Asia’s biggest sex photo scandal, spoke to CNN recently to tell his side of the story. Puuullleaaasseee….. shut your trap already! No one cares if you were a victim. No one cares if you had intended to communicate with the female victims but your lawyer advised you against it. No one cares if you received death threats. No one cares if your career took a hit because of it.

“I believed I was a victim. I believed that I was hurt by this a lot. I believed that…I knew that I had nothing to do with the spreading of these photos,” ass told CNN.  Blah blah blah blah blah.

Do you know why he gave CNN an exclusive interview? Because ass wanted to return to the Hong Kong entertainment industry. Remember when this first happened and he held a news conference and announced that he would quit the HK entertainment industry indefinitely. Now ass is arguing that “indefinite” can mean “5 minutes” or “5 million years”. Whatever. He should just shut his trap and drop his pants again. Seeing his peen is much less torturing than hearing this ass speak about how he was victimized in this incident.