Given the recent Starburst “contradiction” commercials, there’s reason to believe that the candies contradict themselves being solid, yet juicy. In fact, they even taste good. Scottish Koreans will vouch for that in Starburst’s most recent commercial. Having just arrived from vacation in central Texas, I’m lead to question: Are Scottish Koreans, a commercial-worthy contradiction? A week ago I, a big city Asian non-rodeo fan, was the only Asian in sight at a rodeo held in a city with a population less than my high school. (read: SUPER SMALL.) AND I enjoyed myself thoroughly. Where’s my commercial, Starburst? What do you guys think are contradictions worthy of a Starburst commercial? (Besides me being at a small-town Texas rodeo, of course.)


Scottish Korean Starburst Contradiction Commercial: