Attention Wonder Girls’ fans. Drop what you are doing. Make sure you’re sitting — don’t wanna be responsible for any accidents. Turn up your speakers. Forget the times you’ve ever wondered or not wondered about what the hell people are singing about in Kpop songs. I present to you, everything you’ve been waiting for, what the Jonas Brothers can or cannot handle, arsenal to infiltrate the Disney pop empire, the song you will *lose your virginity to and basically…

The English version of The Wonder Girls’ “Nobody”:

Love it? Head on over to Amazon and iTunes.

*I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Let’s not get crazy here.