Hong Kong Cantopop singer Jason Chan is quite famous these days (more like this week). Dude recently performed at his album release event and apparently one of his fans videotaped him singing with a boner. The clip has since been circulating on youtube and has had probably a million hits. Frankly I had to squint really hard to spot it. I can’t tell if it’s really an actual hard on or an angle thing but he did stick his hand into his pocket after a while. He probably had to adjust it.
Look, there is nothing embarrassing about it. Whenever that happens to me, I just have to think about my former boss who used to work out in the same gym as me. He would always talk to me in the buff whenever he saw me in the locker room. Dude had such low hanging balls that I swear would sweep the floor better than the Swiffer duster! Gay or straight, this image is guaranteed to be a boner-killer.
For all you know, Jason’s manager probably stuck a carrot stick in his pocket before he went on stage. Dude needed some publicity. After all, it’s not easy to make a name for yourself in the entertainment industry these days. A little boner can only enhance his manly image if it doesn’t help enhance his popularity.
Check out the clip

July 7, 2009 06:00 PM | by