Hong Kong Cantopop singer and actress Kelly Chen became a mom a week ago. She gave birth to a healthy six-and-a-half pounds baby boy named Chance Lau.  Poor Chance has only been around for a week and is already a tabloid material, thanks to his fabulous looking mom.

When Kelly left the hospital last week with her husband and baby son, bitch dressed like she was going on a shopping trip. Wearing a slim fitting outfit with a pair of diva sunglasses, she maintained a very slim physique and sure did not look like a woman who had just popped out a baby five days ago. Some argued that Kelly adopted a strict method of weight control during her pregnancy hence she was able to lose the pregnancy weight fast. Others, however, speculated that she had used a surrogate mom to deliver her son. They argued that no one can look this fabulous five days after giving birth.

If you ask me, I really think it’s the proper method of weight control that helped Kelly gained her former physique back so quickly. Skinny and health conscious bitches like Kelly do not have a lot of body fat to begin with so it’s much easier for them to lose the pregnancy weight than those fat bitches who take their pregnancy as an excuse to eat more of the junk food they usually like, thinking that they would automatically lose the weight after giving birth. Get on the treadmill, honey!

Kelly had a cesarean section so maybe she asked the docs for a quick lipo touch up since they had already cut her open. Just kidding. That’s probably what Britney Spears ordered after her two boys were born. Bitch had to get rid of all those Cheetos she inhaled during her pregnancy.

Here are more pictures (thumbnail version) of Kelly with her one week old son. I don’t understand why she would want to release pictures of her one week old son to the press. Bitch probably thinks she’s Angelina Jolie of Hong Kong.