California heat topped with sheer boredom has got me on this nude-picture taking kick. Taking pictures of my naked, nubile self is all there is to do here guys, seriously. Especially with my new gold belly dancer belt. Living as an attractive person is just so hard!

Let’s take Vanessa Hudgens. According to various celeb e-rags, Vanessa Hudgens’ attorneys have confirmed that the freshly leaked naked pictures are indeed of her. Oh no, what is she going to do now…she just graduated from High School Musical and she’s been cast in a new Zac Snyder film — what struggles! But wait, she JUST graduated from HSM and she’s been cast into a racy Zac Snyder film? Naked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens are EXACTLY what she needs.

Compared to her Disney predecessors (Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, etc) the nude pics sped up the Disney image shedding. I don’t know about you, but for me, she stopped being the sweet cousin you could run into at a Filipino family function in 2007. If this isn’t a contrived publicity stunt and/or some sort of Disney image removal plan, I don’t know what is.

Zac Efron, if you’re reading this, break up with Vanessa and make me your rebound girl. Make me your Brenda Song. Let me take naked pictures of you and I can accidentally leave them unprotected on my laptop. Trust me, you’ll be more famous for it.

Credits: Perezhilton.com, not me because that’s really not me in the picture sry2say