…so sings comedienne Jen Kwok in her latest music video for, “Date an Asian.” The chorus of the song suggests you do more than just date an Asian man that I fully support but can’t really elaborate too much on because, well…just watch the music video. While I may have a Swede-tooth or *British-fang from time to time, I still regard Asian men at the top of the sexy man-chain. If Jen Kwok’s song or music video strikes a chord with you, I only ask that you play it safe. I’m too young to be having Ningin grandchildren.

*British Fang= Robert Pattinson