My Dearest B2ST, I am writing you to convey my gratitude for the “Bad Girl” song you wrote about me. It’s so bad that it went to good, but instead of going back to bad, it stayed good. Same goes for the newly released Bad Girl music video teaser. I wouldn’t expect anything else from a song about me being bad. After all, I am indeed, bad. I’m probably a step further than Rihanna or Leighton Meester in terms of “good girl gone bad.” I’m just plain bad, for a few reasons:

1. Currently, my loins quiver at the thought of each of you. I’m almost 25 — that makes me what, two decades older? Thus, very creepy?
2. I made fun of you, really bad. I even compared one of you to Japan’s Hard Gay.
3. I’ve also been shit-tweeting bad things about you behind my back:

4. I can’t seem to get anything done because I keep watching the Bad Girl music video teaser. Did I mention that it’s just a teaser? That’s bad.

Love Always and Forever,

Jinra

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