I’ve been sitting here for the past five minutes trying to think of some funny or sarcastic thing to write about this, but honestly, I have nothing new to add. The gross horror that is a Japanese School Girl robot more or less speaks for itself.

Spending most of my day around Japanese School girls (a fate worse than death), the last thing I want to worry about in this world is someone making a mechanized version of them. Especially since we all know the why they’re really making them….