A truck driver in the Chiba Prefecture of Japan was arrested last Friday for property damage done at an entrance to an apartment that belonged to a lady he liked. Did he graffiti his name in a heart on her wall? Nope. Did he nail a love letter to her door written in his blood? Naw, that’s old school. He started a new tradition by urinating through her mail slot on the door and into her home. Now that’s a way to show your love!

22-year-old Yuuki Oshima confessed to the this odd deed and stated that he fell head-over-heels for the woman when he first set eyes on her and just felt the need to do it. Yeah, totally normal. He didn’t even try to speak to her since he first saw her in mid-August.

Apparently he has been peeing into her apartment for some time. The woman has reported to the police that her doorbell would ring in the middle of night and she would sometimes find urine at the door. He was finally caught when he urinated through the mail slot and dirtied a towel that hung in front of the door to stop people from peeping inside.

If someone did that to me I would be freaked out yet feel slightly flattered. Mostly freaked out though. Especially if he rings my door in the middle of the night to leave me an unpleasant surprise that I would have to clean up.