Awhile back I wrote about some USB gloves and how silly they sounded. After reading about some other fun filled Japanese USB gadgets, those gloves actually look quite tame. Useful even. I present to you a few very odd things you should never buy.

For the Christmas shopper, avoid the USB Santa boots. If someone is already forced to dress up as Santa and sit at a computer all day, the last thing they want is to be leg chained via USB to it all day long.

Then again the USB tie fan is a great way to say “Thanks for giving up your entire life to work in some office hell-hole! We only love you enough to buy tacky USB tie fans!”

Though I actually think this USB seat fan might actually be useful. If you have a hot… rear…

(Via Loneleeplanet)