Big plays a major theme in my life. I like to dream big, carry big purses, wear big cocktail rings and over-sized sunglasses. It’s no surprise that for Christmas this year, one of my wishes (I wish big too) is for a surplus of sexy, hot Asian male celebrities under the mistletoe. I’m not talking a simple list of the hottest Asian celebrity dudes ever. I’m talking surplus, as in I might need to take periodic oxygen breaks every now and then. Or surplus, as in…you’re considered famous if you’re a hot Asian male and you’re under the mistletoe with me.

Since I obviously can’t list out an entire surplus in a blog post, the following are all non-negotiable sexy, hot Asian male celebrities. I mean, if someone feels like making my wish come true, ya know?

It’s totally sad that they canned your show, Daniel Henney. How about I cast you as someone that stands under the mistletoe with me? Your role’s main motivation is mistletoe things.

Is it creepy that Laren’s interviewed Takeshi Kaneshiro, and yet here I am wishing to make out with him? Probably. (Hey Takeshi Kaneshiro’s publicist, call me! Hollatcha girl!)

True story: One time I watched a Korean artsy-fartsy flick called La Belle that could’ve easily passed for soft-porn. I consider it to be one of the best hour-and-thirty minutes of my life. Thank you Oh Ji Ho. Especially for having such an awesome name which, for the sake of this blog post is actually OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ji ho.

Nothing says sexy like a man who eats flower petals under the direction of fashion photographer Terry Richardson. With that said, I only have eyes for Big Bang’s T.O.P. (When it comes to Big Bang.)

Before you throw things at me, know that I didn’t specify whether these celebrities be alive or animated. Can you blame me though? Tuxedo Mask just looks like he gives good mistletoe action. I’ve been officially jealous of Sailor Moon since 1992.

Tony Leung. Three words: Asian Clark Gable. Just make sure to leave the cigarette.

Consider this just a fraction of the surplus. Who would you want to get under the mistletoe?


The 12 Days of Christmas Special: This blog post is just one wish off the Official Ningin Christmas Wish List. Stay tuned everyday until Christmas for more wishes!

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You and conkwe can relate then.


^ D:. i wrote that down~


For the story Christmas Wish No. 2: For my Asian mom to stop hitting me with brooms: I could definitely relate. My mom mainly used slippers though. But every once in a while, she’d go with a hanger. That one would hurt. =\


^ LOL, that song…


JinraIlustrisimo - 12/26/09 7:01 am
karens2 - 12/26/09 3:49 am

Woo! CL clothes are too awesome for us!

Nahhhh I wouldn’t say thgat. We’re too awesome for the clothes!

Gotcha!

“Im too awesome for the clothes, too awesome for the clothes, SO awesome that it HURTS!” xD


karens2 - 12/26/09 3:49 am

Woo! CL clothes are too awesome for us!

Nahhhh I wouldn’t say thgat. We’re too awesome for the clothes!


Whoo 2ne1 are looking fierce!


Woo! CL clothes are too awesome for us!


2NE1 is awesome!


there all so pretty


i love 2ne1’s wardrobe <3 i’m especially wanting to hunt down that kokon to zai sharkfin fanny pack


lol wow they do that in all of the movies


i hope he returns safly


wooooooooooooow that is soooooooooo awesome


i miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss jae


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh omg i would die if i had all those books


lol i love ningin


^ Ha ha, I can see that.


I wonder if Chris’ mom’s xmas wish is for Chris to stop misbehaving?


AlexaNguyen - 12/24/09 1:39 am

Danny, you’re too obsessed with BoA >_<

you are too ^_^


Danny, you’re too obsessed with BoA >_<


ContagiousLaughter - 12/24/09 1:09 am

the food looks soo good! smile

What food xD ? Christmass food?


the food looks soo good! smile


Christmas Wish No.10: For weird people to stop oogling me at Vietnamese Coffee Shops: I hope they won’t stare at you either.
^
yeh...I hope this wish comes true…


Christmas Wish No. 5: For Epik High’s DJ Tukutz to return from the army: This is sad but it isn’t like he won’t come back.

Christmas Wish No. 6: A surplus of sexy, hot Asian male celebrities under the mistletoe: Yes and Rain wearing shorts doing his workout in the beginning of Ninja Assassin under the mistletoe would be just fine. :D

Christmas Wish. No 7: A life-sized Gundam figure: I would like to at least see this in person.

Christmas Wish No. 8: For Girls’ Generation to be my girlfriend(s): Well at least you would be feeding them more than 900 calories a day unlike SM.

Christmas Wish No. 9: For Three Rivers to Come Back to TV: If it did, Daniel would be all that I would see so I agree with you Laren.

Christmas Wish No.10: For weird people to stop oogling me at Vietnamese Coffee Shops: I hope they won’t stare at you either.

Christmas Wish No. 11: A scandal free 2010 for Korean Entertainment: This is what happens when a society such as Korea is innocent but conservative. Now I see why artists like Lady Gaga are big in Korea.

Christmas Wish No.12: A library full of manga: I definitely agree with this! smile


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