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Is it a cultural thing? A family-variant thing? A hobby and pastime? Whatever it is, it hurts and for this holiday season, I wish for my mom to stop hitting me with brooms.

I have no idea when it became engraved in my mother’s head that she should hit me with brooms. Sure, maybe I deserve it sometimes but other times, I don’t even do anything that would warrant a broom beating. I’ll throw in the towel, cut my losses, and accept my broom lashing if I : break the mailbox, punch a baby in the neck, throw my little sister in the lava pits of Mt. Pacaya, or climbed the heights of Chomolungma (without permission) and threw my sister off there, but I mean, c’mon, don’t you think it’s a bit harsh if you beat me for leaving the refrigerator door open (it closes itself!!)?

My mom always has a fresh supply of brooms, and I have the slightest inclination to believe that the lady pictured above is the culprit. To the eye of common law enforcement, this lady would just appear to be a broom seller making a living selling brooms to feed her family, but in actuality, she’s a dealer–a weapons dealer. She sells all the brooms she can throughout the day, and whatever surplus she has at the end of the day, she takes it all home to beat her kids. See that woman behind her? Check out the shifty eyes–yep, all the signs you’ll need to spot a broom customer. Looks like she traveled all the way to Thailand to get her abusive little hands on a Thai Beating Broom.

Does anybody else’s mom beat them like my mom does me? Please, I wanna hear your stories and personal experiences because I don’t like feeling alone, especially in a situation like this. It doesn’t even have to be a broom, it could be a phone, slipper, guitar, chicken wire, or even the family cat for all I care.

Please, Santa, or Santana, please grant my wish this year and keep my mom from beating me with a broom, otherwise I don’t know how many more years I’ll have after this to continue my wishing spree.

P.S. I’m truly grateful that my mother hasn’t discovered the concept of a Swiffer broom yet.


The 12 Days of Christmas Special: This blog post is just one wish off the Official Ningin Christmas Wish List. Stay tuned everyday until Christmas for more wishes!

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You and conkwe can relate then.


^ D:. i wrote that down~


For the story Christmas Wish No. 2: For my Asian mom to stop hitting me with brooms: I could definitely relate. My mom mainly used slippers though. But every once in a while, she’d go with a hanger. That one would hurt. =\


^ LOL, that song…


JinraIlustrisimo - 12/26/09 7:01 am
karens2 - 12/26/09 3:49 am

Woo! CL clothes are too awesome for us!

Nahhhh I wouldn’t say thgat. We’re too awesome for the clothes!

Gotcha!

“Im too awesome for the clothes, too awesome for the clothes, SO awesome that it HURTS!” xD


karens2 - 12/26/09 3:49 am

Woo! CL clothes are too awesome for us!

Nahhhh I wouldn’t say thgat. We’re too awesome for the clothes!


Whoo 2ne1 are looking fierce!


Woo! CL clothes are too awesome for us!


2NE1 is awesome!


there all so pretty


i love 2ne1’s wardrobe <3 i’m especially wanting to hunt down that kokon to zai sharkfin fanny pack


lol wow they do that in all of the movies


i hope he returns safly


wooooooooooooow that is soooooooooo awesome


i miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss jae


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh omg i would die if i had all those books


lol i love ningin


^ Ha ha, I can see that.


I wonder if Chris’ mom’s xmas wish is for Chris to stop misbehaving?


AlexaNguyen - 12/24/09 1:39 am

Danny, you’re too obsessed with BoA >_<

you are too ^_^


Danny, you’re too obsessed with BoA >_<


ContagiousLaughter - 12/24/09 1:09 am

the food looks soo good! smile

What food xD ? Christmass food?


the food looks soo good! smile


Christmas Wish No.10: For weird people to stop oogling me at Vietnamese Coffee Shops: I hope they won’t stare at you either.
^
yeh...I hope this wish comes true…


Christmas Wish No. 5: For Epik High’s DJ Tukutz to return from the army: This is sad but it isn’t like he won’t come back.

Christmas Wish No. 6: A surplus of sexy, hot Asian male celebrities under the mistletoe: Yes and Rain wearing shorts doing his workout in the beginning of Ninja Assassin under the mistletoe would be just fine. :D

Christmas Wish. No 7: A life-sized Gundam figure: I would like to at least see this in person.

Christmas Wish No. 8: For Girls’ Generation to be my girlfriend(s): Well at least you would be feeding them more than 900 calories a day unlike SM.

Christmas Wish No. 9: For Three Rivers to Come Back to TV: If it did, Daniel would be all that I would see so I agree with you Laren.

Christmas Wish No.10: For weird people to stop oogling me at Vietnamese Coffee Shops: I hope they won’t stare at you either.

Christmas Wish No. 11: A scandal free 2010 for Korean Entertainment: This is what happens when a society such as Korea is innocent but conservative. Now I see why artists like Lady Gaga are big in Korea.

Christmas Wish No.12: A library full of manga: I definitely agree with this! smile


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