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There are gangs, gangbangers, and their entourage. All are pretty dangerous by societal standards, all should be avoided but none should be feared as much as what I’m about to discuss.

See that Asian woman pictured? She looks golly right? She’s so happy, but given the chance, she’ll rip your throat out.

Don’t you even think for one second that she’ll give you even an ounce of mercy if you cross her. If you cut in front of her at the supermarket, she’ll rip your throat out. Take the last holiday floor mat at Target when she needed it? She’ll rip your throat out. Enter the last fitting room before her at American Eagle? She’ll rip your throat out. I hope you have a lot of throats because she’ll rip all of them out if you’re not careful.

The reason for this blog is simple: I’m just concerned for all you readers out there. Today marks the after-Christmas shopping season. This day of shopping is usually the busiest, most hectic, and because of the aforementioned topic above, the most dangerous.

You’ve been warned.

What are some of your crazy shopper encounters?


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^ It’s really tough to buy clothing online though.


^ buying stuff online is cheaper


cheekybodacious - 12/28/09 4:52 am
phanxuanna12297 - 12/28/09 4:34 am

^ buwah, i went alone yesterday but i was more mad cause online the store said a shirt was $15 & in stores it was $30

you should have bought it online. its generally cheaper and much more convenient. plus, shopping online means you dont have to deal with all the stupid/grumpy/angry shoppers out there~

but it said in stores too! i never buy stuff online xD


cheekybodacious - 12/28/09 3:39 am

never go shopping alone on busy days. you will get destroyed raspberry

true! you definitely need a partner XD


DannyTruong - 12/27/09 8:57 pm
ChrisLe - 12/27/09 1:54 am
DannyTruong - 12/26/09 8:21 pm

Unfortunately, I must accompany my MOm to the mall..

If I’m not online by tomorrow, i didnt survive @_@

No autopsies please.

well if you brought your mom, then at least you’d have a certified throat-ripper-outer with you.

i’d say you have more than a significant chance of surviving an encounter with another throat-ripper-outer.

but in any case, good luck hahaha.

YEP ! Actually my Mom and sister are both throat rippers. After a long day of shopping (AND NOT EATING) their blood sugar runs on empty and the old ass kicking i’ve experienced comes along for those who dare cut in line or cheat them! HAHAHA there are many funny experiences that I remember. Lets just say they can be vicious!

I made it out alive cause I came late at the Westminster mall. NO sir, no sizes for me! Everyone is my size in my area so there wasn’t anything.

zomg, I totally feel you on the “no sizes for me because I am Asian and I shop where Asians shop.” Luckily, I work in Riverside and Inland Empire residents beware, all your XS and S sizes are belong to me!


ChrisLe - 12/28/09 12:54 am
Vanessa - 12/27/09 8:24 pm

I braved the crowd and went shopping yesterday in Vegas (I was there for the Rain concert) and made out like a bandit. Betsey Johnson coat for $150, three-piece suit for the boyfriend for $200 at Express, Banana Republic suit for the boyfriend for $160.  I am alive but the bruising and scarring are still there.

Atta girl!
Although seeing how vicious you are now, I fear how dangerous you’d be when you’re older.
Hmm, do we have a legend on our hands?

I braved the crowds and went back to the mall on the 27th and today the 28th. Passive shoppers beware, I am turning into a seasoned Asian mom/aunt shopper! More good deals: Sprinkles cupcake mix for $3.99!!!


phanxuanna12297 - 12/28/09 4:34 am

^ buwah, i went alone yesterday but i was more mad cause online the store said a shirt was $15 & in stores it was $30

you should have bought it online. its generally cheaper and much more convenient. plus, shopping online means you dont have to deal with all the stupid/grumpy/angry shoppers out there~


^ buwah, i went alone yesterday but i was more mad cause online the store said a shirt was $15 & in stores it was $30


never go shopping alone on busy days. you will get destroyed raspberry


I like how the holidays bring out the best in people.


I went in the morning and luckily it wasn’t that crazy lol XD


Vanessa - 12/27/09 8:24 pm

I braved the crowd and went shopping yesterday in Vegas (I was there for the Rain concert) and made out like a bandit. Betsey Johnson coat for $150, three-piece suit for the boyfriend for $200 at Express, Banana Republic suit for the boyfriend for $160.  I am alive but the bruising and scarring are still there.

Atta girl!
Although seeing how vicious you are now, I fear how dangerous you’d be when you’re older.
Hmm, do we have a legend on our hands?


ChrisLe - 12/27/09 1:54 am
DannyTruong - 12/26/09 8:21 pm

Unfortunately, I must accompany my MOm to the mall..

If I’m not online by tomorrow, i didnt survive @_@

No autopsies please.

well if you brought your mom, then at least you’d have a certified throat-ripper-outer with you.

i’d say you have more than a significant chance of surviving an encounter with another throat-ripper-outer.

but in any case, good luck hahaha.

YEP ! Actually my Mom and sister are both throat rippers. After a long day of shopping (AND NOT EATING) their blood sugar runs on empty and the old ass kicking i’ve experienced comes along for those who dare cut in line or cheat them! HAHAHA there are many funny experiences that I remember. Lets just say they can be vicious!

I made it out alive cause I came late at the Westminster mall. NO sir, no sizes for me! Everyone is my size in my area so there wasn’t anything.


I braved the crowd and went shopping yesterday in Vegas (I was there for the Rain concert) and made out like a bandit. Betsey Johnson coat for $150, three-piece suit for the boyfriend for $200 at Express, Banana Republic suit for the boyfriend for $160.  I am alive but the bruising and scarring are still there.


Lilsparky67 - 12/27/09 12:10 am
DannyTruong - 12/26/09 8:21 pm

Unfortunately, I must accompany my MOm to the mall..

If I’m not online by tomorrow, i didnt survive @_@

No autopsies please.

I’ll respect your last request Danny.

lol i vote for an autopsy!
leave no mysteries..


AlexaNguyen - 12/27/09 1:00 am

I’m scared T__________T

you’ll be fineeee
just bring your mom and your aunts--you’ll have a pretty strong line of defense if you do that.

good luck!!


DannyTruong - 12/26/09 8:21 pm

Unfortunately, I must accompany my MOm to the mall..

If I’m not online by tomorrow, i didnt survive @_@

No autopsies please.

well if you brought your mom, then at least you’d have a certified throat-ripper-outer with you.

i’d say you have more than a significant chance of surviving an encounter with another throat-ripper-outer.

but in any case, good luck hahaha.


Lilsparky67 - 12/26/09 5:36 pm

I don’t need anything, so I’m good. I’m going to the movies though. Will they rip my throat out for buying popcorn? lol

well if you cut in front of her in the popcorn line then there’s no guarantees for your safety, unfortunately. :[


^ It’s okay Alexa, just don’t go shopping today. You’ll be fine.


I’m scared T__________T


DannyTruong - 12/26/09 8:21 pm

Unfortunately, I must accompany my MOm to the mall..

If I’m not online by tomorrow, i didnt survive @_@

No autopsies please.

I’ll respect your last request Danny.


^ u know the store aeropostale? to me it never sales, they just higher the price & put 50% off or so >.<


lol people are crayzing during and after the holidays


GOOD LUCK :O! But it might be good if ur mom was the person who tears off the other persons head instead of the other way around xD


Unfortunately, I must accompany my MOm to the mall..

If I’m not online by tomorrow, i didnt survive @_@

No autopsies please.


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