There are gangs, gangbangers, and their entourage. All are pretty dangerous by societal standards, all should be avoided but none should be feared as much as what I’m about to discuss.

See that Asian woman pictured? She looks golly right? She’s so happy, but given the chance, she’ll rip your throat out.

Don’t you even think for one second that she’ll give you even an ounce of mercy if you cross her. If you cut in front of her at the supermarket, she’ll rip your throat out. Take the last holiday floor mat at Target when she needed it? She’ll rip your throat out. Enter the last fitting room before her at American Eagle? She’ll rip your throat out. I hope you have a lot of throats because she’ll rip all of them out if you’re not careful.

The reason for this blog is simple: I’m just concerned for all you readers out there. Today marks the after-Christmas shopping season. This day of shopping is usually the busiest, most hectic, and because of the aforementioned topic above, the most dangerous.

You’ve been warned.

What are some of your crazy shopper encounters?