My initial thoughts of this image of the 2PM boys holding signs that say, “Kiss Me” were along the lines of, “YES, PLEASE OMG. PLEASE CAN I? SIGN ME UP!” The image is an advertisement for a Korean stationery store’s promotional event in which 12 lucky fans receive a “surprise” gift from 2PM by leaving a comments on this site as a means of contest entry. 2PM has given away free hugs before, what’s to stop them from the “surprise” gift being free kisses?

Obviously, to enter, one needs to be a Korean citizen. You would probably also need a working knowledge of Korean. Unfortunately for you and me (mostly me), I have neither citizenship or working knowledge of Korean apart from what’s in my “Making Out in Korean” book. (It’s a real book, purchase from Amazon here.) For the sake of this blog post, let’s say that I do have citizenship and I’m fluent in Korean. There’s a TON to consider if the surprise gift turns out to be kisses:

1. How exactly would you define a kiss? A peck? Open mouth? French?
2. Where would said kiss go? Cheek? Forehead? Mouth? Neck?
3. For how long?
4. For underaged contestants living in extremely conservative Korean households, what’s the monetary value of a kiss should the contestant be unable to receive their gift?
5. Who kisses you or WILL THEY ALL KISS YOU?!?!!?!!! (Nichkhun, please.)
6. Lipgloss? Lipstick? What flavors?!
7. Most importantly, what happens if they end up falling in love with you?

(Don’t answer that last question.) These are things I would consider. It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch in saying I don’t get much action these days.

And now my question for you guys: How would you react if you won this contest?