Come let’s play a love game! Lets have some fun this game is sick, I wanna take a ride on …Valentine’s Day is coming, and thus I decided to start up a new game show. Jokwon will be helping me MC this show. Being that it’s the first of its kind, the host (myself) will also be the object of affection.

10 Kpop artists have decided to enter and their brains were scanned by the Love Calculator to see if there is strong potential comp ability with moi. I can sense the over joy and excitement here..

SCALE
Below 50% you are enemies, or at best, siblings.
51% and ABOVE: Friendship material only, but good friends.
60%: You’re cutting yourself short, the 2 of you.
70-80% Finally, you have enough to make a relationship work without false feelings for each other. This relationship is typical percentage to average married people.
90% and Above You’re hot for each other and not the stars in the sky can change that.

Here are the artist’s entry speeches:

Solo Artists/Other:

BoA: I’ve been Danny’s favorite forever! I’m always No.1 no matter what. I can sense sparks flying right now! It’s always girls on top, so no way anyone else will win this except me!!.

Son Dam Bi: No way did I just lose! I was totally high up on his list. And again, I lost to BoA. I’m totally the Saturday night queen! Hmmph. Sigh.. I’ll have to learn a lot more about Oppa.

Sung Yuri: What, we’re doomed as enemies? How can this be? THIS SURELY IS RIGGED!

Eugene Kim: Only 71%? Hmm What must a girl do to get married nowadays. Going on 30 soon!..so sad.

Wonder Girls
Yoobin: I’m so hot, hot! No one has my swagger and pizzazz. I’ll dazzle him like nobody can!

So Nyeo Shi Dae

Taeyeon Kim: Oh sweet joy, who can resist my uber irresistible cuteness? I’ll bake him strawberry shortcake on our first date! (Oops, I’m sorry I accidentally lost Jessica and Yuri’s entry) ^^

Note: It comes to me that Taeyeon and Yoona has “accidentally” lost the other SNSD girl’s entries. Who knows how that might have happened? I’m sure they are all friends, not some jealous competitors, right? I’ll have to insert 2 of the T-ara girls as contestants, instead.

YoonA Im
You know, since Danny’s been eyeballing me since Cinderella man, I thought I’d drop in. Pretty surprised with 93%, then again I deserve it.

Tiffany’s entry? I don’t know what happened to it, teehee. And Sunny is kinda sick right now, don’t look at me?

Jessica Jung

Glares with Ice stare @__@

T-ara
Hyomin Park (Sunyoung Park): What, why is my score so low? How did I lose to Eunnie Eunjeong?! I was going to take Danny oppa to the gym, I mean zoo.

Ham Eunjeong: Ha, ha! I win little sis (sticks out tongue, speaking to Hyomin)

Conclusion:
What an exciting game! It’s too bad for some of the contestants. Would totally love to be on a date with Son Dam Bi. AND, Oh…my. It seems some Girls’ Generation sabotaged each other’s entries; Taeyeon got rid of the evidence, and because I can’t prove it, the show must go on! So who wants to make a tie-breaker? The winner will go on an all expense paid trip PLUS $5000 cash to spend on at Paris with me. A detour on Paris’ largest fashion show will be included!

JUST FOR FUN…

Oh..sorry Jinra. Looks like you won’t be going to France with GaGa and that fashion show.