Lonesome straight dudes around the world really ought to hit him up for some advice on how to grow a pair of this. Apparently a farmer in China is having some serious problem with his man boobs. Dude’s moobs is that of a double D cup (or bigger!) and they are getting in the way of his daily farming activities. To make it worse, the heartless locals would point and laugh at him at his farm everyday.

Mr. Gao has had enough of it. He has been seeking treatment in the last few years and claims that all the doctors he saw refused to help him since they found him to be a medical curiosity. I am sure the male docs didn’t want to help him because they all wished their wives/girlfriends had a pair like his. I am also sure that the female docs didn’t want to help him because they all wished they had a pair like his. Selfish bitches!

Any-big-moob-way, poor Mr. Gao should just come to the States to get a breast reduction surgery. Doctors here will be very eager to treat him. Heck, even country legend Dolly Parton will be willing to dispense some advice to him about this. After all, she did reduce her girls back in 2004. Until then, Mr. Gao is officially the Aretha Franklin of China so you better show him some R-E-S-P-E-C-T!