My parallel parking skills is the source of a lot of my pride. Without the hip new self-parking technology, I can parallel park with the best of them on the mean streets of LA. Those who know me say I can probably do this all with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back. Naturally, I’m really proud to show you all a video of myself parallel parking a bike in my toddler days:
How fierce am I as a child? You know you’re jealous. Admit it. I can see you through your computer screen.
(Okay, fine. I’ll admit — that’s not me. It’s some random Asian girl from a Youtube video I stumbled upon. I also can’t see you through your computer screen.)
Any of you drivers experts at parallel parking? Have any tips?