My excitement for Super Junior’s comeback simply cannot be put into words. But I must stay calm to express my emotion into words. Here is the critique for the teaser photos of the sexy boys’ comeback! I don’t even…(asdflkjashdfkljashdf)

I definitely don’t have a problem with Eunhyuk being a prince. Surprisingly, the red robe and crown look fits him quite well! Not to mention that tattoos are UBER sexy too. But, I personally think Eunhyuk’s adorable features are his eyes and his gum…and they covered ALL of that in this picture. Unless you’re familiar with kpop, it’s kind of hard to tell that this is Eunhyuk if the word “Super Junior” was not there.

Rating for Hotness: 9/10

Oh dayummm look at those seductive eyes! Last time Donghae dyed his hair blonde (here it’s orangey blonde…) was for Don’t Don, so this is definitely a new look for him. Don’t have much critique on this except the fact that it’s mid summer and he’s in a fur coat…But it’s ok Donghae, I’ll give you Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation if you get a stroke ;)

Rating for Hotness: 9.8/10

The most contraversial photo of all…Personally, I really don’t dig Leeteuk’s hair (looks like chocolate to me). Nonetheless, leader’s hotness still exudes from those intense bangs. Love the use of colour on his outfits (especially the rainbow ropes…kinky), but the pants looked a little too tight. Of course, how can we miss Teukie’s HAPPY TRAILLL~ (Search up the word if you do not know what it is, because it’s a little awkward explaining “happy trail”s definition…)

Rating for Hotness: 8.8/10

Talk about manliness…Gotta love the use of colour in the red background and sapphire blue (ftw) jacket. Along with the soulful stare, the sparkly gun really completes Shindong’s sassy outfit. Oh and Shindong, might I also add that you look VERY slim and fit here :) One critique though…where are your legs Shindong? (Looks like it blended into the background…)

Rating for Hotness: 9.5/10

Evil maknae doesn’t look too evil here eh? Surprisingly, Kyuhyun’s leopard-print/green jacket goes very well with his yellow checked tighties. Not sure how the police cap fits in here, but the bling is definitely LOVE. Like Eunhyuk, I kind of wished to see more of Kyu’s face. I did expect a hairstyle change though…so that’s pretty much the only critique I’m giving. On a side note, this is the first time Kyuhyun’s showed his armpit hair, so embrace it, ELFs.

Rating for Hotness: 9.3/10

Finally more manliness from Sungmin! Minnie got rid of his aegyo and revealed his wild side by doing a tearing-my-shirt-open-so-come-at-me-girls-gesture. His outfit is very summery with the use of yellow and orange and…yes, fish net :) The gun is very pretty, and looks like the same one we saw in Shindong’s photo! Sadly, I don’t think Sungmin looks healthy here…maybe it’s the lighting but his skin looks pale and malnourished.

Rating for Hotness: 9.6/10

First word to my mind…ANGRY BIRDS! Fine that was two words but you know what I mean. Fire-y red, bright yellow, nothing can be more charismatic and passionate that Ryeowook’s outfit. In contrast, his expression is pretty chilled and neutral, so that toned down the “heat” a little bit. Also, I totally do NOT feel the typical impression we get from Suju’s “Eternal Maknae”: weak, short, cute, little. Here, Wookie looks like a giant with a pretty built body! But, the font here looks a little too dull compared to the flamboyant outfit we have here.

Rating for Hotness: 9.7/10

Oh here comes my bias…can’t get enough of this awkward fail boy. Yesung here is looking MIGHTY fine with his bling, pink/leopard print tank, and black leather gloves. It may be summer, but I felt that the black feather scarf and fedora balanced the pink very well. And…(drooling at the moment don’t mind me) although you can’t really see his eyes, Yesung’s sexy lip and chin line is enough to make any Clouds go BESERK (because Ivy here is sort of out of control).

Rating for Hotness: 9.9/10

Lady Heehee, always gotta be the special one. Notice how the font is TOTALLY different form everybody else’s? Heechul here looks like a magician (a rather evil one actually). Blue suede jacket, pink shirt, floral pattern tie, purple polo, green AND metallic belt, red and black jeans…definitely not an outfit Mr. “Simple” would wear. Nonetheless, Heechul is flaming with character in this awesome teaser photo. My favourite use of colour so far!

Rating for Hotness: 9.8/10

This man simply cannot keep his shirt on for us ELFs’ sanity’s sake. Every album, Siwon just need to bust out his six packs and voluptious chest. This time we got a little treat by this wonderful display of Siwon in his tight underwear…*WARNING: do not stare at what I just mentioned for too long to prevent ovaries explosions. I love how the green clothing (despite how minimal it is) complements the background very well. One critique would be that Siwon should stop biting his fingers like because not every girl and handle the seduction.

Rating of Hotness: Off the chart.

Notice how all the boys got at least an “A” for their hotness? That’s because they’ll always be hot regardless of how ridiculous the concept is.

That has got to be the most difficult experience ever because it was very hard to stay sane in front of these sexy boys’ pictures. Now I’m going to give the floor to you guys:

which teaser photo is your favourite and what’s YOUR critique on it?