10 idols with yummy chocolate abs

Emily Wu on Saturday, December 3, 2011 9:00PM

In the world of KPOP, there are many male idols who like to flaunt what they have (aka, muscles, biceps, abs) and netizens have called their abs chocolate abs, so named because their abs look like chocolate bars. Mmm. Yummy. Now, defining chocolate abs into categories of yummy, yummier, and yummiest can be a little difficult because the lines can be blurred (no pun intended), so let’s take a look at the idols with yummy chocolate abs.

* Yummy Chocolate Abs: Abs that are show a little bit of definition, but not quite there yet.
** Yummier Chocolate Abs: More definition to the abs that can be found, but not quite at yummiest chocolate abs status.
*** Yummiest Chocolate Abs: The purest of the purest. Each part of the ab is well-defined and the abs remind you of chocolate.
**** Here’s a picture of chocolate abs, literally.

2AM’s Jo Kwon.
We have seen that he does carry around a bit of muscle, despite his cute baby face. And with all that muscle, it’s no surprise that he has been packing some nice abs. But Jo Kwon, I’m starting to see some more definition - work out more and you’ll make the yummier chocolate abs list!

2PM’s Taecyeon.
I’m sorry, Taecyeon. You would’ve made the next list up but you admitted yourself that you have been losing your abs. Well, it seems like you haven’t lost all of your abs! You just need to work out more so your abs can regain their chocolate abs status.

BEAST’s Yoseob.
O hai there, hidden abs of Yoseob! The cutie-poo of BEAST, Yoseob has such a baby face that it’s a bit surprise to see his hidden goods, so to speak. He’s one of those guys, with a baby face and a manly body. It’s like girls with an innocent baby face, but a feminine body (bagel girls). What are guys called, then? I forget. Hmm. Bagel man? But keep working at them, Yoseob!

DBSK’s Changmin.
That’s a nice set of abs you be growing there, Changmin. And you have such a good leader in Yunho, who’d help you develop your abs more. But hanging out with Kyuhyun may not be helpful, unless he has abs that are never shown (idea - use your evil ways to unveil them). You’re almost at the yummier level, though! Gogogo!

INFINITE’s Dongwoo.
Ha, this picture cracks me up. It’s like, “Oh, look, I have abs. I must take a closer look at them. Ooh, they look awesome.” Yes, Dongwoo, your abs do look awesome. I’m sure lots of Inspirits enjoy your thoughts of curiosity. I know I’m amused. But since you’ve pretty much locked yourself into position here, you be flexing your abs. Show us when you’re standing up!

INFINITE’s Woohyun.
Woohyun, if this were an elevator school for chocolate abs, you’d be first in line to go the yummier chocolate abs level. Sadly enough, there were one too many idols ahead of you with better looking chocolate abs. But come on, don’t be shy - show us more! Don’t be such a tease. But we approve! Such a nice abs pack.

MBLAQ’s Thunder.
Shock! Y, what’s this? Thunder has abs? Oh yeah oh yeah! Has anyone else noticed this trend? The cuties somehow surprise us with their hidden set of abs? Niiiiiiiiiice. Course, we like when KPOP idols that we don’t expect to have nice abs lift up their shirts to prove us wrong. And give us nosebleeds at the same time. I see you’re working on them, Thunder. Please keep up the good work!

SHINee’s Minho.
I suppose being a hyungwhore pays off, especially in Minho’s case. So when you have a hyung such as Super Junior’s Siwon, who has a fine body, it does wonders for your education. Looks like Minho’s taken a page out of Siwon’s book as he showed off this fine body for his “OMG” solo performance for SHINee’s SHINee World Concert Tour. Minho, you killed a lot of Shawols with your look. Do the same for the rest of your members.

SS501’s Kim Hyun Joong.
Back in 2009 when Kim Hyun Joong filmed for Boys Over Flowers, it seemed that he was pretty flabby, but his flower boy image overpowered that lack of abs. Now, two years later, he’s proven that he’s not just another pretty face but has a body to go along with it. Double whammy! And though he has been working out, he just can’t pass the yummy chocolate abs stage. But just a little bit more, Hyun Joong!

Super Junior’s Eunhyuk.
Eunhyuk, also known as “anchovy” because of his former skinny frame, is anchovy no more! He has proven that he can have a sexy body with yummy abs that will blow you away. He does have a nice well-defined set of abs (and pectorals), but I apologize - I didn’t consider them yummy enough for “yummier”. But I do see a fine pair of chocolate abs coming our way. Keep working at them!

So there’s that for the idols with yummy chocolate abs. But wait! There will be more beautiful goodiness coming your way soon! Best start preparing those tissues because they will leave you bleeding. Through your nose.

Now that you’ve seen my definition of yummy chocolate abs, which idol do you think had the best? Or did you think someone else had better “yummy chocolate abs”? Be sure to stay tuned to the yummier chocolate abs edition, followed by the yummiest chocolate abs edition!

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