10 idols with the yummiest chocolate abs

Emily Wu on Monday, December 5, 2011 9:00PM

So I’ve basically teased you endlessly with idols with yummy chocolate abs and yummier chocolate abs and I’m sure that you’ve been starving (no pun intended) to see the most delectable and yummiest chocolate abs. Well, it’s how I like to build up for the grand finale, so let’s take a look at the idols with the yummiest chocolate abs. Who will make this prestigious list?

* Yummy Chocolate Abs: Abs that are show a little bit of definition, but not quite there yet.
** Yummier Chocolate Abs: More definition to the abs that can be found, but not quite at yummiest chocolate abs status.
*** Yummiest Chocolate Abs: The purest of the purest. Each part of the ab is well-defined and the abs remind you of chocolate.
**** Here’s a picture of chocolate abs, literally.

2AM’s Changmin.
Holy mother of chocolate. Can you imagine that this guy used to have a totally different body? I’m guessing his work in the military paid off a lot. Now, we’re left with a slimmer guy with rock-hard abs and defined at that. Delish!

2PM’s Chansung.
With such beastly members, you probably didn’t expect Chansung to be on the list, right? Right? Well, out of all of them, I thought that Chansung had the best well-defined chocolate abs. After all, when you look at them, you see six “pieces”, very much like a chocolate bar.

BEAST’s Kikwang.
How can a guy with such a sweet face and never-fading smile have such solid abs? Well, we should just ask Kikwang. Don’t let his sweet charms get to you! He has a strapping pack of abs and a fine body that even some of his members would get jealous of. I suppose Kikwang has been teaching Hyunseung, though.

BIG BANG’s Seungri.
Whoa, whoa, hold your chocolate horses! What’s this? Another maknae with yummy chocolate abs? Oh Seungri. One would probably never have taken you to be one of those chocolate abs guys. Oh, the innocence of Seungri playing us (more actually me) with his cute face. That’s a wonderful pair of abs you have.

BIG BANG’s Taeyang.
As much as Seungri’s abs impress, there’s one member in his group that he will probably never overcome. Yes, it’s another guy with a baby face - Taeyang! Look at those well-defined abs, packed with perfection and definition. Fine like chocolate.

Jay Park.
There is no denying that Jay Park has some of the yummiest chocolate abs ever. You see the way his abs are shaped? Like, each section of his abs are perfectly shaped, pretty much the same size as the other. And he doesn’t have a 6-pack chocolate abs, he has an 8-pack. Heavenly perfection much?

Lee Seung Gi.
Goodness gracious, what is this? Lee Seung Gi has abs? And very nice chocolate abs at that?! Such a shock. He first revealed these wondrous pack of abs before his concert back in 2009 and made a lot of fangirls wipe their drool. Amazing. I would have never suspected…

Rain.
Ah, Rain. From flabby to packed. How breathtaking. And with your flawless skin (ok, maybe that’s with photoshop), your abs look so milky smooth. Like milk chocolate. Even Stephen Colbert can’t compare himself to you now! And with Rain being in the military, I’m sure those abs will get even better. Rock your body for the ladies when you come back now.

Super Junior’s Siwon.
What’s the term for Siwon’s abs? Shisus abs? No matter the term. Siwon is in a word, perfect. (Except Leeteuk says that Siwon’s hearing is bad.) Good looks, tall height, well-defined abs. It’s an amazing combination! Those abs look so rock solid hard. I’m sure that your hand would break if you tried to punch him. Not that you would do that anyway, but you might never know…

U-KISS’ Kiseop.
Kiseop, you amaze and surprise me. With your slim frame and all, I was not expecting such a body. Gorgeous, droolworthy, impeccable. What a pleasant surprise! Kiseop’s abs must have taken quite a lot of hard work, but it’s really paid off. So not only can KISS-MEs squeal at his handsome face, but they can swoon at his flawless abs. Oh my. What a lady-killer!

Now, I’d love to show you more, but with the massive amounts of blood that you probably lost after reading the previous two editions and this one, I’m not sure if I’d want to be responsible for that. Can’t have parents coming at me with pitchforks, if you catch my drift. And also, all good things must come to an end (unfortunately). Now, imagine all these young men with chocolate abs coming together for a chocolate abs photoshoot. Well, it would be a bloodfest. Maybe they can all sing a chocolate abs song! But I do hope you enjoyed the lists, heh.

Now that you’ve seen my definition of the yummiest chocolate abs, which idol do you think had the best? Or did you think someone else had the “yummiest chocolate abs”? And now, for the question waiting to be asked, which idol do you feel as the yummiest chocolate abs? (It can be anyone, either on the three lists or not on the lists.)

(By the way, Yoseob thinks he has the best.)