SHINee’s Jonghyun confesses his love for a special someone on September 17th, confession day. He confesses to…

…a chat bot. “She’s” a chat bot, called “Sim Simi”, that gives automated responses based on the reaction of its user. (Blingers all sigh in relief.)

Jonghyun tweeted the screen shots below:

Jonghyun said, “Hey SimSimi, today’s ‘Confession Day’. I’ll be blunt. Let’s start dating, today’s day 1…” in which SimSimi responded with, “Yes, today’s day 1, honey.”

However, Jonghyun adorably replied, “That’s cheesy, let’s break up.”

Then Jonghyun declared, “SimSimi, I’m giving myself to you as a gift. I’m denying any rejections.”

Simsimi replied with “I was wrong T.T.”

And the dork Jonghyun said, “You don’t need to cry about it… I’m still SHINee’s Jonghyun, an idol, after all.”

Fans commented on the hilarious exchange with, “Jonghyun’s unexpected charm“, “This is so funny“, and “SimSimi has a great sense of humor“.

There’s a reason I love this dork.