9 Idols Most Likely To Become A Zombie

Who wants to be a zombie? Well, sometimes there are just those who aren’t the best at defending themselves. Not that KPOP idols would want to become decomposing animated corpses… right? At least, not if they could help it. Here is a list of 9 KPOP Idols Most Likely To Become A Zombie! Poor, unfortunate souls.

Note: Idols are not in any particular order or ranking. Selections were based on my own opinions, thank you~

As Donghae would say in Miss Panda and Mr. Hedgehog, “One. Two. Three. GO!” Run, run, as fast as you can! Before you get caught!

SHINee’s Onew

I am so, so sorry, Dubu, but your Onew Condition would most likely be your fall during a zombie apocalypse. Imagine him running, tripping, rolling and crashing into the nearest tree, shrieking in terror as the zombies approached him. Don’t forget he might be trying to protect his chicken. Perhaps the zombies might have a trick up their sleeves and lure Onew with chicken. Oh nooooo! Quick, someone save him!

SNSD’s Jessica

She’s pretty, which might make her a bigger target? Not to mention, when she gets scared, she makes a “dolphin scream” and kicks around. To the point of crying. That is bound to attract more zombies, ouch. Would she survive and be able to hold out for herself? Um… sorry, but most likely not. She would probably need lots of hugs and reassuring, but I don’t think the zombies would give her that.

Boyfriend

I’m sorry but I must clump all of them together. (They count as only one on this list, kekeke) None of them seem to strike to me as an especially brave warrior who would be successful in taking on even one zombie. Yes, they may be cute, but that by itself is not enough to take down the baddies. Maybe they’ll try to make a compromise with the female zombies *coughcough* or try to become best friends with the males. But then again, since that tactic won’t work, would the members offer each other as sacrifice or be the brave selfless soul?

U-KISS‘ Kevin

No bulging muscles here. Kevin is so skinny the zombies might break him, eep. Hurry, bulk up and become a zombie warrior! Always smiling, laughing, I would hate to see him *gulp* go. He might try to get on the good side of the zombies. Too bad they wouldn’t care about how nice their target was, even if he does have a pretty face. (Sorry, Kevin, that pout won’t work either…)

IU

Sweet and pretty, she has a beautiful voice. Um, but that won’t help her. Not even her 3-octave high notes, unless the zombies have a sensitive sense of hearing. Even then, it might only stun the zombies for a little before getting back to business. Her child-like innocence and looks will not slow down the zombies.

Super Junior’s Ryeowook

Mr. Nice Guy might just freely offer himself over to the zombies without putting up any resistance. Being bullied by Kyu and liking to stick to the other members as a warm and gentle guy, I doubt he’d have much luck with the zombies. He is not so great at sports or even taekwondo, being quite the delicate person physically and mentally. He probably won’t be able to outrun or fight the zombies head-on. I must say, Eunhyuk wouldn’t be of much help either in this situation… Embrace the zombie apocalypse?

B1A4’s Sandeul

No matter how adorable and hilarious you are, Sandeul, you just won’t be able to fight off those zombies. Being compared to a bunny won’t ward off the unmerciful ones who will come and get chu. His refreshing, slightly clumsy and innocent vibe will be devoured within minutes. If only he could have the psychic powers he wanted: going through walls (that might help if he’s near or inside buildings), teleporting (oh yes!) or becoming invisible at will (the zombies can still smell you!).

Miss A’s Suzy

If she can get scared while being surrounded by her classmates, imagine what it would be like if they were zombies instead. All the zombies would be able to encircle her and close in. Suzy would probably be petrified, not able to move. I don’t even want to imagine what would happen after.

Big Bang’s Daesung

Always smiling that famous signature Daesung smile. He’s an awfully nice guy with a big heart, but man he gets scared so easily. He probably would want to hide under a rock or behind a tree, hoping the zombies can’t see him. But… they sure can smell him. You can run, but you can’t hide. Daesung might even end up hurting himself more than necessary while trying to get away.

Ahh, the horror!

I would never want any of these KPOP idols (or others) to become zombies. Even if they were to be outrageously good-looking ones, the thought is still creepy. I’m sure there are more that would probably not do well trying to outrun or defeat the zombies either. Aegyo is definitely a big no-no. That’s where the super strong and brave heroes come in to save the day! Or, a super effective potion. Who else do you think would most likely become a zombie?