No, I am not talking about me. I am talking about the ultimate Asian diva Faye Wong. Since 2004, Faye has taken a break from her highly successful singing career to focus on her family. But it’s announced that she will stage her comeback concert this Fall at the World Expo Performing Arts Center in Shanghai. More »

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‘Tis the season to be jolly! The folks at Wilhelmina Modeling Agency has no doubt given me the hottest gift this year by presenting me with this hot piece of Asian beefcake named Peter Pak. Yes, Peter is the only Asian American who is currently competing in the Wilhelmina Online Model Search contest. There are 30 contestants now and they will be narrowed down to 5 finalists via online voting. More »

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I kid you not. My husband (just kidding) John Cho is doing really well these days. Not only is he on ABC’s hit series Flash Forward, dude has been featured by People’s magazine as one of the Sexiest Men alive in 2009, alongside Johnny Depp, David Beckham, Adam Lambert, the guys from Glee and my two other husbands (yes I practice polyandry), Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhall. More »

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It seems everyone wants to be a little Asian these days. In Shakira’s latest music video “Did It Again,” homegirl was seen jumping around in bed with some hot Asian guy. The video also features some traditional Korean drummers, and Shakira hanging out in the sauna with the other bitches. I couldn’t quite piece these scenes together. I was simply distracted by the hotness of this Asian guy. More »

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I would like to introduce my new hero. His name is John Liu and he just became the new comptroller of New York City. He also just made history being the FIRST Asian American to be elected to citywide office. A democrat who was formerly a Queens councilman, Mr. Liu defeated Republican Joe Mendola by a wide margin (76 percent to 19 percent). More »

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Once a year, the elegant and beautiful transexuals around the world get together in Pattaya, Thailand to compete for the title of Miss International Queen. They sashay on stage in their tightest outfits and try to make the authentic bitches in the audience green with envy.  This year, there were 18 contestants from Thailand, Japan, China, U.S. and The Philippines. While Thailand usually nabs the title, this year’s winner actually went to Japan’s representative, Miss Haruna Ai. More »

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The most famous Asian pussy in the world is turning 35 this year. I know Hello Kitty has been around for a while but never knew she was the same age as me. This makes her a Tiger according to the Chinese zodiac. Those born in the year of a Tiger are supposed to be “difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them“. Is this why bitch is so popular and well liked by many even though she always treats people with such rudeness? Look, when was the last time she said hello back to you when you mentioned her name? N-E-V-E-R! More »

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This was my first reaction after watching this video. Apparently some dude who was taking the MUNI in San Francisco recorded this on his cell phone. Two middle aged women were duking it out for a seat on the MUNI and their exchange became heated. I thought one of them was my aunt (obviously the Asian one) when all I heard from her were the f word and stupid (that’s how she talks to my uncle).  Anyway, things got really heated and punches were thrown. Before you know it, we have a full reenactment of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon meets Mortal Kombat. More »

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But wait… I have to be a citizen of Singapore to enter the pageant and I am not. Also, I have something called the penis which might be in my way. Darn! Anyway given how low of a standard they applied when choosing the previous title holder, Ris Low (who recently lost her title because homegirl was caught stealing other people’s credit cards and going on a shopping spree with them), I think my US citizenship and gender won’t be a barrier of entry. More »

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The hottest news this week in Hong Kong belongs to two idiots who can’t handle their alcohol well.  Hong Kong Cantopop prince Justin Lo and Malaysian prince of ballads Gary Cao, who apparently are close buddies, got into a brawl after a pub crawl on early Saturday morning. More »

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Street food rules in Taipei. It is said that you can go up to 30 days trying all the street food here without having to repeat eating anything. While I very much would like to put this statement to the test, I only had a few short days here so I tried my best to pack in as much street food as possible. I also had a few restaurant meals which were equally good.  Here are some of my favorites. More »

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… and not in a good way! 911 received a call from some distressed female named Tila Nguyen (better known as Tila Tequila, the mega ho who wanted a shot at love) claiming that she had been chocked and physically restrained by her boyfriend, Shawne Merriman, the linebacker for San Diego chargers. More »

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Apparently the Chinese farmers were not willing to take a backseat to their Japanese counterpart in the twisted fruit-shaping department. Last week, I blogged about some crazy ass Japanese farmer couple successfully crafting their watermelon produce in a heart shape and offering it for a hefty price. This week, a Chinese farmer has upped the ante on that game and revealed his Buddha-shaped pears — each one he carefully crafted and grew inside an individual mould. More »

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You have to give it up to the Japanese to be so creative with altering the original shape of watermelons. First, they offered watermelon in a square shape. In May, an enterprising farmer and his wife in Kumamoto, Japan created a heart-shaped watermelon. Apparently these two bitches did it to show their affection for each other.  It took them three years to perfect the heart shape. Talk about perseverance and dedication! More »

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The hapless victims of Typhoon Morakot in Taiwan can never seem to catch a break. First, their homes in the village were destroyed by Typhoon Morakot. Then, they were visited by the queen of crazies Bai Ling. Villagers, it’s time to slaughter some chicken to appease the local deities. They are probably pissed that you forgot their birthdays. A visit from the crazy is the ultimate sign that you have pissed them off badly. More »

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If you ever need a bag of chips, I would highly recommend getting this one. Look, the flavor is so strong that you feel like you are getting kicked in the groin when you eat it. I bet you will get great pleasure from it too. Just look at the facial expression of the dude in the yellow suit. This is some S&M shit. More »

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Ok, what in the freaking we-need-to-stick-an-asian-in-there mess is this!? Even my 90 year-old aunt with blurred vision can spot this photoshop disaster from her dimly lit house 10,000 miles away. Don’t get me wrong, I am all for diversity and Asians in the media. But let’s try to include an actual Asian kid in the photo shoot instead of sticking the head of one on a picture which features all Caucasian models. More »

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Taiwanese Supermodel/Actress Lin Chi-ling appeared in a Taipei court earlier this week and sued “Next Magazine” for trespassing on private property, slander, as well as threatening her privacy. Apparently the weekly tabloid published an article along with pictures of her home in 2006. More »

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In case you haven’t heard, the two Asian American journalists who were detained by the North Korean government earlier this year, Laura Ling and Euna Lee, were finally released yesterday. They were accused of illegally entering the country and were sentenced to 12 years in a labor prison by Kim Jong Il and his posse. More »

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Nicole Richie is tearing her hair out or eating a dozen of Krispy Kreme’s glazed donuts right now. Bitch is probably upset because she just got words that crazy ass  Bai Ling could be her stepmom anytime soon. Yes, some reliable source revealed that crazy Bai and Lionel Richie were on a romantic date at the Viceroy in Santa Monica last week. More »

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