Nicole Richie is tearing her hair out or eating a dozen of Krispy Kreme’s glazed donuts right now. Bitch is probably upset because she just got words that crazy ass  Bai Ling could be her stepmom anytime soon. Yes, some reliable source revealed that crazy Bai and Lionel Richie were on a romantic date at the Viceroy in Santa Monica last week. More »

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Meet Kana. Bitch is probably the luckiest person in Japan (at least in the eyes of all the Japanese Harry Potter fans) because she won a contest to fly to England to interview the entire Harry Potter cast. Check out the clips of her interviewing Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter and Rupert Grint aka Ron Weasley (after the jump). I am surprised bitch didn’t spontaneously combust when Daniel hugged her. She’s freaking hilarious. More »

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Hong Kong Cantopop singer and actress Kelly Chen became a mom a week ago. She gave birth to a healthy six-and-a-half pounds baby boy named Chance Lau.  Poor Chance has only been around for a week and is already a tabloid material, thanks to his fabulous looking mom. More »

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I know 2010 is still five months away, but there is no reason why you should not order yourself a 2010 Asian Men Redefined Calendar to get yourself some twelve months of glossy, full-color, 12″X12″ Asian male hotness. Photographed and produced by San Francisco based photographer dannydan, this calendar is in its fourth year of production and the proceeds from it go to The Asian & Pacific Islander Wellness Center, the oldest non-profit HIV/AIDS services organization in North America targeting Asian and Pacific Islander communities. More »

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These poor elephants in Thailand need a break, and tons of make up remover. Recently a female panda cub was born at the zoo in Chiang Mai and she has captured the attention of everyone in Thailand. The people who run the Thai Royal Elephant Kraal, an elephant camp in the Ayutthaya province, were not happy that this one- month old bitch was stealing the limelight of their elephants. So in an attempt to get the attention back and remind the Thai public that the elephants are the symbolic animal of the country, the geniuses painted their elephants like panda bears and put on a parade. More »

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Have you ever been to a non-English speaking country and come across signs that were written in English that you don’t quite understand? I sure have. The funniest lost-in-translation-signs I encountered include “Thank-You You” and “Silent Is Gold“.  Here are some of the funnier ones that were spotted in Asia. I found these on the internet.

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Hong Kong Cantopop singer Jason Chan is quite famous these days (more like this week). Dude recently performed at his album release event and apparently one of his fans videotaped him singing with a boner. The clip has since been circulating on youtube and has had probably a million hits. Frankly I had to squint really hard to spot it. I can’t tell if it’s really an actual hard on or an angle thing but he did stick his hand into his pocket after a while. He probably had to adjust it. More »

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Apparently Hong Kong actress-singer Gillian Chung had tree trunk legs when growing up. She was often teased by her high school friends for that. Instead of squeezing these bitches to death with her thunder thighs, Gillian was determined to slim down her legs to prove these bitches wrong. By looking at her pictures now, it’s hard to imagine that she used to have tree trunk legs. One must assume that she did a lot of exercise to achieve this result, but that’s a wrong assumption. More »

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My favorite airline, Asiana Airlines, has started screening two inflight animation videos on global etiquette recently. The airline’s objective is to provide its customers a travel 101 on how to behave on the plane and at a tourist site. The inflight animation was created by the same team that created Pucca, a famous Korean animation character. More »

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If you are one of those bitches who take ages to get ready for school/work in the morning, you should check out this video. It teaches you how to get ready and be out the door in 5 minutes, provided you take your shower the night before. More »

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Did a quick stopover in Nagoya, Japan before I wrapped up my brief summer break here in Asia. Nagoya may not be as fascinating as Tokyo or Osaka, but there are things tourists will like about this city.  Here are the 10 things I like about Nagoya: More »

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Ok guys, I am sweating my ass off in Kuala Lumpur right now. It is sure hot and muggy around this time of the year (actually most of the year since the country is located close to the equator). But weather aside, there are many things to like about this capital city of Malaysia. In addition to my family and friends, here are the ten things I like about Kuala Lumpur: More »

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As if they haven’t learned anything from the Edison Chen’s sex photo scandal, two well known Korean male artists took some 140 sexually explicit photos at a nightclub in Seoul and now the photos have been leaked on various websites. These photos show these two dumb asses kissing and petting with two girls. The photos also show them flashing their boobs, peens and vajayjays, and the gals trying to pull of a Thailand sex show act by holding beer bottles with their breasts (next time they should try showcasing their lower body strength by shooting darts or ping pong balls instead). More »

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As if he hasn’t tortured us enough with pictures of his peen already, Edison Chen, the main dude in Asia’s biggest sex photo scandal, spoke to CNN recently to tell his side of the story. Puuullleaaasseee….. shut your trap already! No one cares if you were a victim. No one cares if you had intended to communicate with the female victims but your lawyer advised you against it. No one cares if you received death threats. No one cares if your career took a hit because of it. More »

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David posted an entry about Duanwu/Dragon Boat Festival earlier. I’d like to follow up with an entry about the history of the festival.

Duanwu Festival is believed to have originated in China. The holiday is observed by Chinese worldwide as well as Koreans (who, unlike the Chinese, treat it more like Valentine’s Day). While there are many folklore tales and stories that explain its observance, the most common one relates to the suicide of a Chinese poet and statesman of the Chu Kingdom in 278BC. His name was Qu Yuan. More »

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Apparently some dog in Japan can do more squats in 30 seconds than what I can do in a year.  I bet this bitch can do more squats than the other bitch who’s always screaming “Come on, You Can Do It!” at my gym. More »

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Guys, meet Masanobu Sato. He is the biggest wanker the world has ever seen and dude will take that as a compliment. He beat (pun intended) his own world record at this year’s Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco by jacking off for 9 hours and 58 minutes. That’s two minutes to ten hours - a record he hopes to achieve next year. Next year? Someone please put an IV in his peen. More »

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I almost fell off my chair when I saw the picture of the newly crowned “Miss Tiffany’s Universe 2009“, Miss Sorrawee Nattee. This is not some usual pageant mind you. It’s a competition in which 30 transexuals duke it out to become the most beautiful transexual in Thailand. In my opinion, Miss Nattee should also be crowned “the empress of elegance”. Look at her! Bitch can easily put a million actual bitches to shame with her looks and mannerism. More »

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Dumb bitches like Miss California and Miss South Carolina should move aside and make way for the dumbest beauty contestant in town. Meet Giosue Cozzarelli - a contestant in the 2009 Miss Panama pageant.  When asked about what the Confucius‘ quote “learning without thought is labor lost” mean, bitch gave the following answer:

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Yes… the goddess of elegance and beautiful voice has descended to perform a buddhist song for a buddhist ceremony in the Famen Temple in China this week. Retired a few years ago, Faye Wong rarely makes any public appearances much to his fans’ disappointment. However, being a devoted buddhist , she would make the exception to perform and sing buddhist chants occasionally. This is usually when her fans rejoice and frantically search for a clip of her performance on youtube.

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